Sometimes I like to think I have great words of wisdom to share with the world. Mostly I am honest enough to admit that it is only wisdom if you are terminally inept at life and have difficulties in remembering that just because you think a thing, it doesn’t mean that you need to say it in a public environment. Words are sometimes not your friend and in fact are generally what causes you to end up naked in a police cell, covered in lime jelly. Well that and the gin of course. So basically, this is wisdom only to me………although if anyone else does find it helpful, I don’t mind sharing the lime jelly.